This afternoon I couldn’t think of anything to write about, so I asked Dharma Jam for advice via Instant Messenger. The conversation went like this:
P.T. Barnum says: (4:03:38 PM)
i cant think of anything to write
Dharma Jam says: (4:04:15 PM)
write about how it’s 4 and you want to go home and get high so urgently bad, and how you know every minute till 5 is gonna take 45 minutes to pass
P.T. Barnum says: (4:04:33 PM)
how is that discordian?
Dharma Jam says: (4:04:45 PM)
it’s not. it’s just my thoughts.
Dharma Jam says: (4:04:47 PM)
I WANT TO GO HOME
Dharma Jam says: (4:04:50 PM)
NOW
Dharma Jam says: (4:04:55 PM)
and smoke
P.T. Barnum says: (4:05:10 PM)
me too. good enough for me.
And, so here I am. Not especially Discordian, but since Discordian can mean pretty much anything, it can also mean this. We want to go home and smoke.
Hail Eris.
