It is with some sadness that I announce the demise of the Justified
Agents Of Mummu forum. Known as the “Funny Farm” to friends, and
“DoucheBag Central” to it’s enemies the Justified Agents Of Mummu
Forum curled up and died earlier this week.
For some time friends had noticed the forum becoming listless, and
depressed . . . sometimes not a single user would post for days, or
even weeks at a time. Sometimes the forum would post to itself,
something it had learned to do in its early days when it was young
and lonely. The creation of fake users was a cry out for help and
attention, but was ignored by almost all, including your faithful
Baron, who should have seen the warning signs for what they were:
warning signs.
The last time your faithful Baron logged onto the forum there had
been one new user added to the membership list, which cheered him
somewhat until he saw the forum chatting with the user and then
chatting back AS the user . . . he knew then that it was only a
matter of time.
I would like to take this opportunity to read the Forum’s favourite
poem from the television series “The Simpsons”:
“Don’t cry for me -
- I’m already dead.”
It certainly brings a tear to a glass eye, don’t it folks?
The Forum was just over a year old.
Anyone who would like to share a story about the Forum may do so in
the Comments section below.
Hail Eris.
July 18, 2006 at 4:00 pm
i am too overcome with saddness to comment. it’s sad cause in the good times and the bad times, that board was always there for me.
*gulp*
July 18, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Funny Farm I hardly knew ye.
I think back fondly to the days when you were but a wee baby and the outlet you provided for the pent up blind rage and sicko jokes from the visiting high apes.
Alas, it is as all things go.
To quote Rosencratz and Guilderstern Are Dead–for all the points of the compass, theres only one direction. And time is its only measure.
July 18, 2006 at 6:03 pm
NO!! NO!!
SAY IT IS NOT TRUE!
SO YOUNG! SO FRESH!
whrrrrrrrrrrr… wrrrrrrrrrrrr…
MEMORIEEEEEEES LIKE THE 90ยบ ANGLE CORNERS OF MY DATA BANKS…
MISTY 125dpi MEMORIEEEEES OF THEY WAY WE WHIRR…
ffzzzzzzlllll zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzffffftttssskkkkrrrrr
July 18, 2006 at 6:23 pm
I tried to post to the forum a couple of weeks ago… I tried signing up as a user but it required authorization, which I of course never got. I’m interested in Discordian events in the Toronto area… it appears like this isn’t happening. Too bad.
Your website is down, now your forum is down. Is the group officially dead now?
July 18, 2006 at 6:32 pm
Go to my profile, and send me an email, I will let you know what is going on.
Sorry about that, as I said the forum wasn’t itself toward the end.
-BVH
July 18, 2006 at 9:16 pm
It is a sad day in the Land Of Eris.
Boo and Hoo and Hoo.
July 18, 2006 at 9:42 pm
Poor Hoopla . . .
Someday the innernets will miss your Forum. And perhaps, someday, so will the population.
July 20, 2006 at 8:27 am
If you’d like a sub forum on poee to kick it out, ’tis no problemo Baron.
~Syn
July 20, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Thanks Syn,
I’ll let you know if that becomes necessary, right now, not so much. That forum didn’t commit suice for nothing.
August 14, 2006 at 5:34 am
Baron,
I am one of the last to have signed onto the justified agents of mummu, (23-skidoo) was my user name
I still want to meet up with the toronto discordians, *REAL ONES
I think i can be of service to fuckup and I am determined to make sure it keeps going
ERIS doesent stop for dead forums and netiehr will I
if you are still fighting the good fight let us join forces
if not then well i hope it doesent come to that FNORD
her apple corps is strong….i hope in toronto its the same case
Vandadkardar@gmail.com
August 15, 2006 at 12:48 pm
23 Skidoo:
Go to my Blogger profile,and click on the email option, then send me an email – we can chat.