America’s Next Top Discordian

Greed, Harpo:53, 6006 YD

Score another one for individuality! The BRAVO! Channel has just announced its next entry into the increasingly saturated reality-tv contest market with it’s newest mid-season replacement: America’s Next Top Discordian, starting January 5, 2007.

Contestants have not been announced at this date, and it is unclear where try-outs were held at this point, but the decidedly unconventional judges panel announced is already raising eyebrows in the Discordian/Erisian/Mummuian/SubGenii community: The three (as yet unconfirmed) judges of the “do-your-own-thing-boldly-loudly-and-hopefully-annoyingly” program are a wheelchair-bound Robert Anton Wilson, drag queen superstar RuPaul Charles, and hopefully taking the Simon Cowell ‘crusty judge’ place in the panel is the founder of the Church Of The SubGenius, Rev. Ivan Stang.

No word at this point about what the winner of the contest would claim as a prize, but reliable rumor is naming the country of Chad as a top contender.

America’s Next Top Discordian will run at Mondays at 9pm EST, and Sunday afternoons at 2pm EST.

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One Response to “America’s Next Top Discordian”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    The Sancho Panza Kabal witnessed the West Coast try outs on our annual roadtrip to Portland–the yearly pilgrimage is a way for us to get in touch with our inner Eris by way of conducting antropomorphic experiments on the chosen few. We spotted what we at first thought was a loud mob of homeless people by a Comfort Inn on the edge of town. Upon learning what the gathering was about we tried to audition as well but were accosted by a cranky group of Sub-genii for not “waiting in line like everyone else” and decided to blow the whole thing off.
    –TheAG

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