Archive for the ‘Definition’ Category

Grab Your Pens and Paper: "The Definition"

November 24, 2006

Gluttony, Chico:4, 6006 YD

“When someone says “I identify as Discordian,” or whatnot, that is a short, buzz-wordy way of saying, “if you want to know who I am and what I am about, you’re gonna have to ask me directly. I am not a definition in a book, I am not a collective, I am not a broad brushstroke of society. I will not be sorted, filed, stamped, briefed, de-briefed, or numbered.”

-LMNO

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Breaking Down ‘Baron von Hoopla’

September 18, 2005

BAR·ON
1. A nobleman of the lowest rank. (rank 1. Strong and offensive in odor or flavor.)

VON
1. A preposition which approximately means ‘of’ or ‘from’.

HOOP·LA
1. Boisterous, jovial commotion or excitement.
2. Talk intended to mislead or confuse.

So there.