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This Is Not My Graffito

March 14, 2007

Lust, Groucho:41, 6006 YD

The Naming Of Hoopla

September 9, 2006

Wrath, Harpo:1, 6006 YD

1. Now the birth of Hoopla was on this jive: When as his mother St.Babs was asposta marry St.Ray, before they came to be husband and wife, she was found with child.

2. Then St.Ray her husband, being a just man, got rip-roaringly hammered, and passed out in the part of the basement deemed ‘the rec room’, and behold a messenger of the Goddess appeared from betwixt the faux-wood panelling, saying: “St.Ray, thou son of Hamhock, fear not to take unto thee St.Babs thy wife: for that which is conceived in her is of She What Started It All.

3. “And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call him PANDEMONAEON for no good reason”. Now all this was done that it might be fulfilled which was spoken of the Goddess by the prophet Coleslaw, saying,

4. Behold! Some chick shall be all knocked up and shall bring forth a son and they shall call him ERISTOTLE, which can be interpreted as ‘Eris is the shizzle’.

5. Then St.Ray, being raised from his drunken stupor, did as the Messenger Of The Goddess suggested and took unto him St.Babs as his wife. And St.Ray said unto her, over Sloppy Joes and Dr. Pepper: ‘Some crazy mofo said to name the kid PANDEMONAEON or ERISTOTLE’. St.Babs said unto St.Ray: ‘Well? Which is it?” and St.Ray replied: “Fuck it, let’s go with HOOPLA; it’s shorter.” And so it was. Fnord.

Starting Work On The Gospels

June 8, 2005

So I am preparing tonight to begin writing the Gospels of Baron von Hoopla tomorrow night, which will hopefully be a humourous journey through Discordianism at the very least.

My working title right now is “The Book Of Fnord”, but we’ll see if it stays that way . . . who knows, someone might have used that title already. I should go google it.

Anyway, the beginning will be what is alternately known as “The Gospel According to Baron von Hoopla”, “A Revelation”, “The Revelation of Baron von Hoopla” and “The Burning Bush” . . . why have only one title?

Beyond that opening I don’t want to give too much away. Fnord. More updates soon.

Hail Eris!

*****EDIT: The book eventually was titled “The Wise Book Of Baloney”, and can be found here