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Thursday Haiku

June 16, 2005

So, the Book of Fnord is taken. It doesn’t look like it’s a collection of Discordian writings, but it’s hard to tell from the cursory glance over I gave it. Bah.

Oh well – the search continues.

Thursday is a good day . . . time for a Discordian Haiku, perhaps? We were discussing them last night at the meeting, so it would be a good idea. And, again, this will be off the top of my head, so be kind:

On a Thursday morn,
there are many many many things I would rather be doing with my life than be here,
at this shitty job.

Beautiful, and ‘true’.

Happy Thursday.

Hail Eris.

The Holy Day of June

June 5, 2005

Today is the fifth. I will compose a Discordian haiku on the spot to mark the day . . .

the sacred chao is
one of thos things that is a bit hard to define
like richard simmons

Off the top of my head . . . there you go.

Happy fifth, my brothers and sisters,

Hail Eris, all hail Discordia!