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Britney as Eris?

May 5, 2005

It’s been brought to my attention that Britney Spears and her shaved gorilla of a husband have come up with a totally original idea and are going to be followed around by what must be increasingly more and more bored camera people for a ‘reality’ television show. The show will be entitled . . . (wait for it) “CHAOTIC”.

Idiotic seems more appropriate, but hey, they don’t pay me the big bucks to be a Hollywood executive . . . if they think it will sell, I guess it will.

Chaos to me always represents creativity – because to be creative you need to go against the grain, shake things up, kill the old and birth the new. Not sure about that last one, but you get my meaning I hope.

Britney is not creative. I’m sure she thinks she is. She, no doubt, has many people around her at all times assuring her she is the most creative little drip around, but even Christina has more creativity than Britney.

What’s next? Britney playing Eris in the movie adaptation of Illuminatus!?

Then the end will truly be nigh.

Oh well, not much else to say except:

Hail Eris.