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The Holy Day of June

June 5, 2005

Today is the fifth. I will compose a Discordian haiku on the spot to mark the day . . .

the sacred chao is
one of thos things that is a bit hard to define
like richard simmons

Off the top of my head . . . there you go.

Happy fifth, my brothers and sisters,

Hail Eris, all hail Discordia!