Gluttony, Harpo:49, 6006 YD
I had a rather Seinfeldian moment yesterday afternoon when I was in the coffee break room of the Head Temple of the Esoteric Order Of Eris with Dharma Jam. I was laughing about the paranoia now running rampant on a certain pagan message board I had been spending time on recently, and telling her how they had deleted an alt I had created (based on the Pumpkinite who attempted to abduct Count YooHoo in the summer) despite the fact that they had no evidence it was actually me.
“Can you image the nerve of banning someone because they thought it was me, but with no evidence?” I laughed.
“But, it IS you.” she stated, as she finished a crossword with one hand. In ink.
“Yes,” I said. “but, they don’t KNOW that. It’s really nervy. I’m going to have Faux Sloatman write a letter of outrage.”
“But,” she said again. “It IS YOU.”
I smiled. “I’m all types of people.”