Archive for the ‘Update’ Category

"Hoopla!" Minor Facelift

March 21, 2007

Lust, Groucho:48, 6006 YD (later)

I did a little tweaking to the look of Hoopla! last night – nothing major, just a few nips and tucks in the right places . . . I think the blog looks at least three years younger . . .

Let me know if you have any comments about the slightly new look, I doubt it would influence me to change anything, but you never know . . . I do cherish all your snakry remarks . . .

Weekend Videos

March 9, 2007

Gluttony, Groucho:36, 6006 YD

I’ve been having fun with the YouTube videos lately, and I was thinking about how I rarely post on the weekends . . . putting these two ideas together I’ve decided to post videos I enjoy on the weekends, since it seems I have nothing worthwhile to say.

So, this will begin tomorrow.

Until then.

It Will All Come When It Comes

June 23, 2005


On a different note:

Have no fear – I have not abandoned you all, my children . . . I have been busy lately with a lot of jazz and haven’t been able to form intelligent thoughts (or what passes as intelligent thought for me, anyway), and I feel it is better to write when you have something to say, rather than just natter on . . .

But do not dispair, I am in the works of compling discordian writings and hope to be finished by the end of July.

Of course, as a Discordian, or Erisian, or Chaoist, or whatever I want to refer to myself as today, I feel no need to pressure myself . . . Like the Happy Hooker said to the Pope: “It will all come when it comes.”

Hail Eris.

Patience, Young Grasshopper

June 15, 2005

Alright, I know I said I was going to have a gospel almost a week ago . . . well, these things cannot be rushed. I shouldn’t have said anything at all about it, that was my mistake. Now I feel rushed, and inspiration should come calling, like it did with the first gospel.

At any rate, it is on my mind, so relax. Don’t panic.

I am trying to decide on a title, I will post a few possibilities in the forum, and gather some opinions. If you would like to chime in with a title you like please feel free to go to the forum and the thread will be titled “Title” which seems apt, and it will be under the Chat section.

Until then, Hail Eris!


June 10, 2005


Tomorrow, a new gospel. Taught by St. Gulik about Nature, and Reincarnation . . . but no hints about content other than that.

If it isn’t enlightening (which it probably is NOT), at the very least it should be entertaining.

And that’s what counts.

Isn’t it?

Until tomorrow . . . (I’ll just keep movin’ on, until tomorrow the whole world is my home . . . GREAT, now I have the Littlest Hobo theme song in my head, and this early in the morning!)

Hail Eris! Hail St. Gulik!

All Hail Discordia!

*****EDIT: This post didn’t come any time soon after, in fact, it took MONTHS. But, it did eventually come. If you are interested in reading it, you can find it here.

The Bachelor

June 9, 2005

Homo alone tonight . . . living the bachelor life. Time to get down to some serious philosophizing. Or, should I say, non-serious philosophizing? Probably.

At any rate, not much to report . . . apparently urine is selling well in Alberta, did they run out of rubbing alcohol? Eris is definitely at work there . . .

Until tomorrow!

Hail Eris!

Sunday Musings

May 22, 2005

Not much to say for today . . . finally created the forum for the site . . . once we get the forum and this blog linked up to the site along with the favourite links everything will be pretty much complete. There will be gospels to add, but that’s a work in progress.

Ah, Sunday. Usually there is something off putting about Sunday, but tomorrow is a holiday. All is right with the world.

Here is the URL to join the forum before it is linked if it interests you:

  • Justified Agents Of Mummu Forum
  • Until then, Hail Eris!

    *****EDIT: That website no longer exists. You can read about its fate here.

    Print Your Own!

    May 17, 2005

    “The Burning Bush” is now available as a Pdf

  • here
  • for printing out and distributing to the Greyfaces in your hometown. It is titled “A Revelation”.

    Thank you to Rev. St. Synaptyx for that.

    Hail Eris

    Weeble Wobbles

    May 16, 2005

    I refuse to attempt to write anything cute about Monday, as I did last week with Tuesday. Monday deserves no such treatment. Jim Davis has already given the ghastly day of the week too many handjobs in the last twenty-five years.

    Yesterday was the day the Toronto Discordian Meetup group was officially closed by the ravenously money hungry pieces-of-shit more commonly known as I was informed by JJ on Friday (oh blessed blessed Friday!) that Meetup is helpful to some, it brought two of his friends together after all . . . I’m willing to concede that it has its beneifits, I wouldn’t have met all of the fabulous Discordians I’ve met recently without it. Or, maybe I would have, I don’t know. What I do know is that the meagre options offered by Meetup do not justify the price they are asking to keep the sites up and running. It is almost the same as the cost of running your own site where you can do anything you want. ANYTHING!

    Having said that, Apostasia Gloriana and I were attempting to get off the ground at least in a basic form so Toronto Discordians could have somewhere to find out when the next meeting is, and somewhere to show off avatars . . . I know how people love their avatars.

    At any rate, we were both successful and unsuccessful last night . . . successful in putting together a suitable looking site, but unsuccessful at actually linking it to the internet, which is, rather, the critical part. Being a borderline Luddite, I was of little help unfortunately . . . merely stroking at my whiskers and saying “hmmmm” now and then.

    We’re like weeble-wobbles though, we weeble and we wobble but we won’t fall down . . . the site will be up soon, in some form or another . . . until then, Hail Eris!


    May 13, 2005

    Not sure how many different ways I can write “I love Friday” – TGIF does not do it justice. Let me try . . . Friday, I LOVES YA BABY! I loves ya! You look scrumptious in those pants, don’t let anyone tell you different . . . makes your ass look like a ripe onion. Whatever that means.

    Plus, today is Friday the 13th – that’s twice as lucky.

    Anyway, tonight I will run over the Mobius Strip plans with some of my cohorts through a fog of booze, and pull some others -who didn’t attend the meeting- up to speed . . .

    Come Monday the new website should be up and we are off and running . . .

    Until then, Hail Eris!