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Planet Yo-Yo

September 23, 2005

On this day, in 1854, a boy named Fudgio Montobono succeeded in securing a string all the way around the circumference of this glorified ball of mud we call Earth.

He then proceeded to use the planet like a yo-yo, for a record time of twenty-three seconds before the string broke, and he careened off into interstellar space.

The vast population at the time wasn’t aware of this astounding feat, and as a result, to this day, most people are still unaware of what Fudgio Montobono achieved.

We here at the Hoopla Inc. offices would like to rectify this sad overlook; Fudgio, we salute you!

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